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I see you already have a wand. You picked it, you paid big bucks for
it, and it has no allegiance to you. Why? Did you read the books? Did
you watch the movies?
wand chooses the wizard!”
Now is your chance to be
a wizard or witch with an official, handcrafted, Schleppenphal Wand.
Your wand will be tailored to YOU, and all you have to
provide when you purchase will be your name and birth date. By the
way, unlike other mail order wands, you're not getting just a lonely
magic stick in a pretty box. The lucky Witch or Wizard will receive
How much do you expect to
pay for this? $50?, $30? Don't be ridiculous – this is a
Schleppenphal Product! The price
- A one-of-a-kind WAND,
handcrafted by Morbidia Schleppenphal, the famous
purveyor of required Wizard Documents, and newly acknowledged
Level 1 Master Wand Maker - Each wand is crafted from special
woods, Eco-harvested from a Magical Forest in a far-off country. You
will receive a wand made from magical oak, walnut, ash, maple, or
ebony, with a core of unicorn hair, thestral claw, phoenix feather,
or dragon cornea.
- Each Wand is tipped with
an authentic Swarovski Crystal, which serves as an
“amplifier” for your spells.
- Just like famous
swords, each Wand has a name.
- Included, you will find
a rather informative and amusing story about the Schleppenphal Wand
printed on fine parchment.
- Yes, of course, the
almighty CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY, signed by Morbidia
herself, stamped with her family wax seal
- All this presented to
you in a keepsake box adorned with awesome wordage and the
Schleppenphal Family Wax Seal.
Yes, there is a small
shipping fee – I want the Wand to get to you in one piece and in a
reasonable amount of time.
This is a fantastic
cosplay item, birthday gift, holiday gift, and of course, a
At your service,
BE SURE AND FILL OUT THE INFO FORM BELOW BEFORE PLACING YOUR ORDER.